Limericks in the Loo

My office starting putting up signs in each toilet stall.

Several things you should know before reading what one sign says:

• The sign is in a floor FOUR bathroom.
• They have great Microsoft Word graphics.
• There are in every single stall, but each one is different.
• I had to memorize this to write it on here. I mean, it's not like I'm going to bring in a pen and write it down on my hand.

The sign goes a little something like this:

There once was a man from floor two
Who didn’t wash his hands when he went to the loo
He didn’t use soap
Because he was a dope
You’d better hope he doesn’t shake hands with you.

Great creativity, while still sticking to the AABBA format. Plus there is a little added competition between the floors...but, let's get serious, pitting 4 against 2? It's just not fair.

Before I leave, I’ll try to memorize some more. There is a great one about a lady named Mands who didn’t wash her hands and someone who was in a rush and got caught in the flush.